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Jokes 2009-2010 October 15 Q: What do you call a very popular perfume? A: A best-smeller

October 22 "Everyone enjoys a good joke. Tell a good joke and people will say, 'Thanks very much.' Or as the army general would say, 'Tanks very much.' Or as the trickster would say, 'Pranks very much" Or as the hot dog seller would say, 'Franks very much.' Or as the carpenter would say, 'Planks very much' Or as the millionaire would say, "Banks very much.' Or as the naughty child would say,'Spanks very much.' Or as the skunk would say, 'Stanks very much.' p. 62-63.

Terban, Marvin. __Funny You Should Ask: How to Make Up Jokes and Riddles with Wordplay__. New York: Clarion Books, 1992.